It's All Murphy's Fault!

Hmm.

Well I went over to Alvin's place today, he showed me how to play his latest offering titled 'Seventy Times Seven' which is altogether a fantastic song, lyrically, but the way he sings it can be improved somewhat.

Apart from '70 X 7', we also managed to polish off the lyrics for our classic FGG track 'It's All Joon Kiat's Fault'. Being the terribly politically-incorrect people we are, we've decided to avert possible attacks from Joon Kiat by not playing that in public ever again, and now we've converted the song title to 'It's All Murphy's Fault'. For those who could discern what the previous lyrics were all about, you may find some similarities between the 'new' version and the previous take:


Working every night just to get work done
Slaving away and I can't get no fun
All I want is just some time in the sun
It's all Murphy's fault

Spending money like water from a tap
I've cut my finger, it hurts like mad
I've had four stitches, and it looks like crap
It's all Murphy's fault

It's all Murphy's fault X2
When everything I do just comes to naught
It's all Murphy's fault

Early morning and my cat puked on the floor
I cleaned it all up, but it puked some more
My head is aching and my hands are really sore
It's all Murphy's fault

It's all Murphy's fault X2
When everything I do just comes to naught
It's all Murphy's fault

Open up my freezer and there's no more food
Crashed in my garage and I screwed the hood
Hayden Christensen acts like a piece of wood
It's all Murphy's fault

It's all Murphy's fault X2
When everything I do just comes to naught
it's all Murphy's fault

It's all Murphy's faultx2
When everything I do just comes to naught
it's all Murphy's fault

It's all Murphy's faultx2
it's getting kinda late and we have to stop
it's all Murphy's fault


For those who have no idea as to why we chose the name 'Murphy' the reason is very simple: whenever you do something and it goes wrong, it's not that Satan is following you around, nor due to some time a while back you broke a mirror and the seven years aren't up yet nor you're just plain dumb. It's Murphy's fault.

See, Murphy created this law 'Whatever that can go wrong, will go wrong', and that's precisely what happened to me and my damn finger. And till this day, Murphy's Law still commands respect and widespread hatred. Of course God tries to help us, but it's all Murphy's Fault.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy