1st Cawldaddy Awards 2004

The voting Is Closed. The votes have been counted, and the decision is final: some things have been rigged... some just to provide pure laughter.

Awards:

Best hair: Helena Tan.

Worst Hair: Cao Yang (he deserves this more than Alvin cuz it actually really, really, looks bad)

Best Wardrobe: Ayob Bin Ismail (check out them shirts, mate!)

Worst Wardrobe: Alvin Chee (what d'ya expect? polos and high shirts... it really can't get better dude!)

Best Song: He's So Smart (kudos to Alvin this time round)

Worst Song: Perfect (classic punk-whine crap delivered from dumbasses who deserve to be shot, not awarded, but anyway)

Most Popular/ Notorious Personality: Tang Kam Yew

Least Popular Personality: Zelda Wu (by *popular* demand)

Character Awards:

Lame: Crawldaddy (sorry Alvin, I'm takin this one, and you know why... duh! I'm lame)

Silent: Lim Yoke Shyng (Minister of Silence kicks it once more)

Quirky: Ang Sian Lee (with he around, things will never be sian...)

Irritating: Zelda Wu (DUH)

Cool: Tan Jia Xiong (the bloke never sweats it doesn't he?)

Evil: Patrick Chia (Tight fight guys...)

Stupid: Zelda Wu (DUH again)

Quote Of The Year : Zelda: 'My face is worh millions!!!'

maybe it just really isn't that's why it is the quote of the year.. yes? yes?

Occurance of the year: Crawldaddy and Alvin playing cardboard box goalkeeping

Come one guys... anything can't be lamer than that!!!


Ok, total tally for Zelda: a whopping three awards, literally wiping away the oppositing in her nominated categories (Gail: 'What happenin'?') and I garnered one meself, for being lame.

Cheers, vote next time.

Crawldaddy