The thing about (Singaporean) guys..

Hmm.

Being a person who spent his secondary education in a boy's school, I've noticed that you can meet all of life's wierd and interesting males... basically people we simply love to hate.

Let's list them all down:

1. The Prude
2. The Priss
3. The Pussy
4. The Punk
5. The Poser
6. The Pillager
7. The Person


The Prude

What's a prude..? he's basically the person who's so rigidly adhereing to whatever system.. we know he's job has been secured within the Civil Service. He's the guy who says this and that can't be done because it's not according to the rules....

Existence factor: @@000 because simply all of us stamp these dudes out by exposing him to extreme rule-breaking and then breaking him in.. seriously, who takes rules seriously?


The Priss

The Priss is the guy who is very nit-picky, very fickle and extremely fiddly with whatever requires his attention. The Priss is someone who'll spend an hour arranging his notes or even combing his hair.

Existence factor: @@@00 because there seems to a rise in perfectionists... who waste time unnecessarily. But we're working on stamping them out as well.. they simply waste too much time.


The Pussy

as his call-sign tells you.. the pussy is an effiminate male, who's someone you'd know may spend the rest of his life as a drag queen if he doesn't make it into the second round of Singapore Idol.
Apparently, pussies are the ones who tend to spend a lot of extra time with teachers.. and are often viewed as sucking up to teachers.

Existence factor: @@000 because they exist in the 'upper echelon' of our education pyramid who somehow managed to juggle perfectly the delicate balance of maintaining their perfect nails and mugging.


The Punk

Essentially a rocker-cum-troublemaker due to his ability to live out the rock 'n roll lifestyle while managing to cause your chemistry teacher to have a nervous breakdown. Also the main shtick in stripping episodes and birthday bashes (literally).

Existence factor: @@@00 because everybody wants to be the main troublemaker anyhow, anytime, anywhere.


The Poser

Just the guy who tries very hard to be The Punk, but somehow falls short due to the fact that he is a false-front kind of idiot. Very good example: Ernest Teo.

Existence factor: @0000 because nobody wants to be a poser, only the one who can't help being one.


The Pillager

Somehow this guy manages to get away with everything he does.. cheating... lying... stealing... ripping off.... everything! I really hate these people... but they are oh so unrare..

Existence factor: @@@@0 because nobody in their right mind steals from each other.. Yeah Right! Most of the guys are like this anyhow.


The Person

Just your average guy... very cooperative, funny when desired, serious when required and very sociable. Just someone you'd meet and say hello to.

Existence factor: @@@00 because they're all dying in comparison to the Punks and Prisses.


Ok, I've just about covered the main areas which guys can fall into... I'm not one of these people... maybe 70% The Person, and 30% The Punk. I dunno... judge me?


Cheers,

Crawldaddy