2nd Annual Crawldaddy Awards 2005

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Well, Ladies & Genteelmen, the votes have been counted, they have been rigged and I can't give a damn (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)!!! Heeeerrrreeee... are the winners of this year's Crawldaddy Awards.. some surprise results as you can see below, but others I'm sure you won't be surprised at all!!!

Best Hair: Amanda Koh

Well done, Amanda (note: this vote was not rigged)


Worst Hair: Sabrina Goh

Haha.. tough fight between Alvin and Sabrina, but I guess the truth prevails (heehehehe).


Best Wardrobe: Amanda Koh

Once again... a tight fight, but the victor does deserve the (metaphorical) medal.


Worst Wardrobe: Alvin Chee

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH... everyone thinks ur dress sense sucks and I TOLD YOU SO.


Best Song: Daughters, John Mayer

Well, he DID win a Grammy for that one.. whaddaya expect?


Worst Song: Push The Button, Sugababes

Again, whaddaya expect from a song with such heartfelt lyrics going 'push the button, baby, push, push the button...' DOTS.


Worst Band/Group name: Gaye Bikers on Acid

Incredibly dumb, and thus deserving of this award... in its full blown, psychedilc, technicolour bravado.


Most Popular/ notorious Character: Crawldaddy

What can I say... I did NOT rig this one, and only tightly contested by Jonathan :p


Least Popular character: Zelda

No Contest. Read LOZ to know why.


Most feared Personality: Hee Kiah

No Comment. Period.


Character (lame): Alvin Chee

Perhaps he does deserve this one... because he tends to make me slap him once every two sentences.


Character (silent): Lim Yoke Shyng

Haha.. no competition for the Minister of Silence *hail*


Character (quirky): Ang Sian Lee

I never doubted her, seriously... for one anyone can make her laugh... even Hee Kiah.


Character (cool): Gain Pantin

*Wha happenin?* just kidding...


Character (evil): Crawldaddy

I'm guessing y'all thinking I rigged this one.. NOT AT ALL.


Funny: Garry Tan

Good on ya, mate!


Quote of the Year: Ayob

"Wow.. hey sitting on this chair makes me feel like I'm sitting on Phuket BITCH, yeah.. Phuket BITCH!!!"


Occurance of the Year: Alvin shitting in his pants

"And now everybody, yeah now everybody knows.. everybody in the whole wide world... knows he shit his pants"


And there you go, the results are out, with minimal rigging (serious, lah.. only one or two) and I managed to win the Coveted "Most Popular/Notorious Character" and "Evil Character" awards... both of which eluded me the previous year... Also a big congrats to Alvin for shitting in his pants winning "Lame Character" and "Occurance of the Year"... you can't say now that life is just shitty.

Also, many thanks to the voters(in alphabetical order): Alvin, Andrea, Char, Jace, Syafiqah and Teja... without you guys.. this would have been only twice as fun.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy