Happy Birthday, Chin Yee!

Hmm.

Today is the birthday of my classmate Chin Yee, and what a fun time we had yesterday celebrating his birthday early.

The class had bought some things for him, and some fun 'Activities' for him to participate in... so the girls brought him into an unused classroom, made the guys hold him down (he was trying to get away in case he was required to do something embarassing... he had no idea), while they presented him with three presents.

He was apprehensive about the three packages, all of which were soft and cushiony to feel. Then he picked the first one, and it turned out to be a wonderful, amazing... lady's sanitary napkin.

Laughing along with the rest of us, he was presented with the 'first task' to accompany his gift, and we all laughed as the girls urged him to fulfill the ballet-dance required of him.

The second package was more, umm, controversial. He unwrapped it, and to all our utter amazement and wonder, he actually liked the 'butt-less' briefs, which came in a tasteful yellow colour. It was like a normal pair of briefs, except that there wasn't a bit of clothe where the butt is covered and there were only two strings going down the side, presumably this design is meant to improve air-flow to and from the rear end.

I dunno about you guys, but I've never seen any type of lingerie as exotic as that 'butt-less' pair of briefs. He even put them on (again urged to do so by the collective class), on top of his clothes and posed for the many cameras snapping at him. Then some of us (including yours truly) took turns to 'present' the briefs to him, a la a soccer player being presented his jersey when joining a club.

Anyhow, it would all have been really fun if Ayob hadn't butted in (pun intended), but the final package (a packet of three-ply facial tissue) was accompanied by the task to kiss one of my classmates. Who it was and whether it was carried out i would not say... hahahaha, but it was a girl, by the way.

Anyhow, since Chin Yee does read my blog once in a while, I'm just want to wish him a happy birthday, and hope he'll enjoy wearing his briefs and experience the full advantage of them etc. i just pray his mum doesn't ask any awkward questions regarding his laundry.


Cheers,

Crawldaddy