The Legends Of Zelda IX

Hmm.

I worked from 11am to 11:30pm yesterday, and I was required to serve two VIP tables at a wedding lunch. Working together with me was a 20-yr old girl named Relle, a fifty-something lady called Mary and a 17 yr old girl whose name I have oh so conveniently forgotten.

Anyhow, what's a wedding lunch got to do with Zelda? The funny thing is, the 17-yr-old girl reminds me very strongly of Zelda, not in the departments of looks (which this girl is not, in any sense, lagging behind), but in the area of behaviour.

Funnily enough, she is just as ditsy (and if not blur) as Zelda. Also, her choice of conversation topics aren't really that fantastic. She was chatting to me about how she spent 400 buck without knowing how. All the while looking at me with that big-eyed expression which said 'you want to know more?' on her face. I just didn't know what in the world was she driving at.

Anyhow, just some background info, she's from Meridian JC, and after I talked to her ONCE, whenever she passed me, she'd give me a fleeting smile.

So it came as no surprise, when she smiled at me in front of a couple of my colleagues after lunch, they demanded to know whether I was interested in her, despite the fact it was she who was smiling at me. My goodness.

Ok, fine, she's got great looks, but why would I want to go after a person just because they have good looks? I don't even know her, though I think she's kinda simple, kinda ditsy, in any case approachable and likable, but going for just the looks?

I'm not that shallow. Especially since she reminds so much of Zelda's lame and totally-out-of-the-point outbursts of stupidity.

'My face is worth millions!!!'.

'Why are you all laughing???'

'So give me a call ok?' (Can you feel the collective shudder?)

If you don't know why these three sentences are just plain ridiculous, then just forget about it ok? Don't start about how cruel or evil I am, It's just the way the world works.

At least for those who are forced to put up with Zelda.

Cheers,

Crawldaddy