The thing about being Crawldaddy

Hmm.

10 things you might not /don't wanna know about Crawldaddy:

1. To make up for an absence of a love life, Crawldaddy instead puts his love into three main things, namely his guitar(s), 3D modelling and blogging/blog surfing. That does not mean he is not interested in girls. Of course he is.

2. He knows most of the lyrics to roughly 70% of the Spice Girls repertoire, because of a certain Brother Dearest, who is an endearing Spice Girls fan. Long and short of it was that Crawldaddy was over-exposed to such music at an early age.

3. He often wonders what might happen if he was given an inexhaustible can of lighter fluid and an auto-refilling lighter. Fire, anybody?

4. Crawldaddy used to have a small collection of bread packet plastic clips. You know, when you buy the gardenia bread and the bag is kept shut with that little plastic thingie? Yes, he used to have a small collection of those little plastic thingies.

5. Accompanying his collection of little plastic thingies (which are, btw, long gone) is the fact that Crawldaddy still possesses most of his milk teeth, which are currently in some remote location within his bedroom.

6. The first song Crawldaddy ever attempted to learn on the guitar was 'It's My Life' by Bon Joiv. Needless to say, he has never gotten down to completely learning that song, nor the subsequent 20 attempts at any other modern rock song.

7. Crawldaddy has this weird first impression regarding pretty girls with long, rebonded hair sporting skirts and tank tops who are more often than not, bimbos. The accuracy regarding this theory is more often than not unreliable mainly because Crawldaddy is too lazy to verify the truth, which is probably so incalculable, it's like attempting to listen to the Spice Girls without forgetting the lyrics.

8. Crawldaddy also has this weird impression that any guy who looks at him more than twice on the mrt has got to be gay. In which case, I ease up along the carraige away from the person in perspective and pray for a distraction, namely a girl who would allow me to speculate whether she might or might not be a bimbo.

9. Crawldaddy has the uncanny ability to write songs about just about any darn thing. You want songs about singing naked in the shower whist the shower door is open? You've got it. You want songs about how to skin your cat alive but still feel guiltless about it? You've got it. Just do not ask me to write any songs which might be inspired by the Bible, because that's Alvin's job.

10. Crawldaddy once recorded the sound of a friend snoring. To prove that he was infinitely evil, he deleted the file in front of that friend, only to restore it and burn it into a CD-R and pass it onto Alvin for safekeeping. He also hopes that Charlotte will not kill him in the very near future for that deed, which has somehow or another, reared its sleepy head once more.

Cheers,

Crawldaddy